Sunday, January 10, 2010

Top 9 Family Guy Supplementary Characters

Here's a list of the Top 9 Family Guy supplementary or supporting characters in my opinion. Anyone in the main family (or main group of Peter's friends) are excluded. UPDATE: I also made a list of the Top 50 Family Guy clips. which can be seen by clicking the link.

9. Evil Monkey
Yes, the famous monkey that inexplicably lives in Chris's closet. Named the Evil Monkey by Chris, this monkey will stay in the closet, only to come out in certain situations and point at Chris with an evil grimace, and then returns to his haven. Recently, he was given a back story and an explanation for his existence in the episode Hannah Banana.

8. Dr. Hartman
This clueless doctor with humorous dialogue makes it to number 8 in my list. He is always saying outrageous things to scare the patients into thinking they have something worse by blurting out lines like "You're going to die" and "This isn't good."

7. Jasper
Jasper is Brian's flamboyantly gay cousin. He lives in Hollywood and he dates a hairless, skinny Filipino boy. He allows Brian to stay in his apartment while he was producing porn movies in Hollywood. His dirty, suggestive, yet hilarious jokes earns him the #7 spot.

6. Ernie, The Giant Chicken
Yes, the Chicken was a great addition to the Family Guy series. It all started when the Chicken gave Peter an expired food coupon, which Peter didn't take lightly and a fight ensued. Yes a long drawn-out 4 minute brawl. Now, aside from some attempted truces, they will go at it anytime they are within a mile radius of each other.

5. Mr. Herbert - Spooner St.'s favorite elderly pedophile is at #5. He can be found stalking Quahog's younger residents, especially Chris Griffin, with whom he tries to seduce on a constant basis. He comes up short and doesn't have much success but that doesn't prevent him from trying. Also, he has an old dog with no working hind legs. Go figure.

4. Ollie Williams
Quahog's channel five weather reporter, Ollie Williams, is a man of a few words, but whenever he opens his mouth it's to yell out his weather report, try to sell a puppy, or some other ridiculous action. Seriously, I have no idea how he keeps his job since he's an awful reporter, but then again Tom Tucker isn't so great himself.

3. Consuela
Damn, I laughed so hard the first time I saw Consuela, the stereotypical Mexican maid. She was first seen in Superman's house responding "No. Mr.Superman no here" when Joe asked her if he can give Superman a flier. Like hte evil monkey she also got to star in her own episode. Other hilarious quotes include "I need more lemon pledge." and "No, doggie afuera" Go to youtube right now and watch her.

2. Greased-Up Deaf Guy
Ok, I'm a fan of this guy. This is just one of those characters that is just so random it's funny. With a hillarious whiny voice this greased-up deaf guy runs around in his underwear greased-up, while others try to catch him or stop his havoc.

1. Buzz Killington
This character is so relatable. Whenever you're at a party, there's always one guy (a buzz kill) that will ruin a party and this hyperbole of that "party pooper" is absolutely splendid. His "jokes" aren't remotely funny but it's his delivery and his belief that they are that makes this character my favorite supplementary Family Guy character.

So that's it. What are your picks? Do you somewhat agree with my list? Comment below!

1 comment:

  1. Mr. James Bottomtooth should be on this list. Don't you agree, Consuela?

    Consuela says: "Oh no, nooooo..."